Loser

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

Butane in my veins, and I'm out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stock car flaming with a loser in the cruise control

Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat

Someone keeps saying, I'm insane to complain

About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don't believe everything that you breathe

You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark

Saving all your food stamps and burning' down the trailer park

Yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

The forces of evil on a bozo nightmare

Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber

'Cause one's got a weasel, and the other's got a flag

One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job

The daytime crap of the folksinger slob

He hung himself with a guitar string

I slap the turkey neck, and it's hanging from a pigeon wing

You can't write if you can't relate

Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate

And my time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Drive-by body piercing)

Yo, bring it on now

I'm a driver, I'm a winner

Things are gonna change, I can feel it

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(I can't believe you)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Sprechen sie Deutch, baby)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?