I'm all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for the special offer
Guaranteed personalityI wasn't born so much as I fell out
Nobody seemed to notice me
We had a hedge back home in the suburbs
Over which I never could seeI heard the people who lived on the ceiling
Scream and fight, most scarily
Hearing that noise was my first ever feeling
That's how it's been all around meI'm all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for that special offer
A guaranteed personalityI'm all tuned in, I see all the programs
I save coupons from packets of tea
I've got my giant hit discotheque album
I empty a bottle, I feel a bit freeThe kids in the halls and the pipes in the walls
Make me noises for company
Long distance callers make long distance calls
And the silence makes me lonelyI'm all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for the special offer
A guaranteed personalityAnd it's not here
It disappearedI'm all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for the special offer
Guaranteed personality
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