Love At First Fright

When I saw you piss on the rug

My heart fluttered and I knew

It was love, true love

Well, all the things you said

And did to your mom, well, I knew

You were the only one, the only one for me

Go and call the priest

So he can exorcize me

Be my ghoul tonight?

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

Yeah, I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me

Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green

So beautifully

Across your stomach it said, "Help me"

I gotta know, will you marry me

Captain Howdy

Go and call the priest

So he can exorcize me

Well, be my ghoul tonight?

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

Go and call the priest

So he can exorcize me

Well, be my ghoul tonight?

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

When I saw you piss on the rug

My heart fluttered and I knew

It was love, true love

And on your stomach it said, "Help me"

I gotta know, will you marry me

Captain Howdy