Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
I checked out my mail, I found a letter that readLove for sale, yeah, love for sale,I picked up the phone, dialed everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
You cant catch a fish if you ain't got the hookLove for sale, yeah, love for saleWell, send up the signal and throw me a line
Somebody explain "This funny valentine"
It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
Well I'm one step from crazy and two steps behindI called Lt Colombo from my TV set
I've tried the dating game I haven't found her yet
I'm hoping that shes looking like a penthouse petLove for sale, yeah, love for saleWell, we've been living together 3 long years
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four hundred beers
You cant shop for love when you're shopping at SearsThey had Love for sale, Yeah, love for saleI guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would beLove for sale, love for saleLove for sale
Love for sale
Love for sale
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