Love's Not A Competition (but I'm Winning)

Well, I won't be the one

To disappoint you anymore

And I know I've said all this

So that you heard it all before

The trick is getting you to think

That all this was your idea

And that this is everything

You ever wanted, out of here

Love's not a competition

But I'm winning

I'm not sure

What's truly altruistic anymore

'Cause every good thing that I do is listed

And you're keeping score

Love's not a competition

But I'm winning

Love's not a competition

But I'm winning

Or at least I thought I was

But there's no way of knowing

At least I thought I was

But there's no way of knowing

You know what it's like

When you're new to the game

But I'm not

Well, I won't be the one

To disappoint you

Well, I won't be the one

To disappoint you anymore

Well, I won't be the one

To disappoint you anymore

(Love's not a competition but I'm winning)

Well, I won't be the one

To disappoint you anymore

(Love's not a competition but I'm winning)

I won't be the one

To disappoint you anymore