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Luigi's Mansion: Main Theme

You've won a mansion, Luigi

Don't question it, it's legit, no bullshit

It may be crumbling and creepy

But much more space than that tiny space you splitLuigi, hello! Welcome to my hut!

I'm Professor E. Gadd, stop scratching your butt!

This mansion appeared in a big puff of doom

And it's dusty as shit! Here, take this vacuumYour brother gets a world, and a land, and a mouse

He gets a galaxy, you get a fucking house

By the way, he's here, and he's feeling sad

He's stuck in a painting which is suddenly badCome in and join us, Luigi

Maybe you'll make a new friend: a ghoulfriend

Your pants may be full of pee-pee

But once you're in here, the fun will never endSo you get a launch title, make the most out of it

Get a free mansion, take the ghosts out of it

I'll teach you to ghostbust, it's easy enough

Just sucky sucky sucky, then clean up the white stuffThe mansion isn't real, just go in and suck it up

The money is real though, so Scrooge McDuck it up

There's butlers and grannies and babies, so go!

And if you get scared, just yell "Mario!"Are you fed up with this tune yet?

It is the one song you hear, yes one (one)

So though it grates at the onset

It won't last long, seven hours, and you're done"Can't I just be in Super Mario Sunshine?""No!"

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