I'm never in the mood to do anything,
I'd rather lay at home and watch TV,
My mother says I better pick a career,
But I'm a lazy motherfucker and I'd rather just sit here.
Hmmm x2
My best friends all grew up to work down in wall street,
They have a water cooler and they drink the water,
They talk about the state of The United States,
And I'm a lazy motherfucker and I'd rather eat cake.
Oooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh x3
Oooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Hmmm x2
I smoke a cigarette way early in the morning,
And by the time it's done I'm done and I'm too tired,
I figure someone else will figure it out,
'Cos I'm a lazy motherfucker and I never leave my house.
Oooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh x3
Oooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
(Oh why, don't you just kill me,
Put me out of my misery,
Send me back to where I came from,
That way you only better often have more fun)
Oooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh x3 Hmmm x3
Oooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh x2
Lyrics Submitted by Meghan Gilders