Step right up, see the main attraction
Form a line; she’s a sight to see
Come up close and watch the action
First in line stands right behind me
Head to toe, she’s the main attraction
Every move is a work of art
Not a man here would change a fraction
Lucky the guy who’s stolen her heart
You can keep your tigers and your bareback riders
Your tightrope walkers and your elephants too
Who needs animals or human cannonballs?
Send the whole caboodle to the local zoo!
Give your eyes full satisfaction
One last bow and then fini
Say goodbye to the main attraction
She’s the girl that’s marrying me
You can keep your tigers and your bareback riders
Your tightrope walkers and your elephants too
Who needs animals or human cannonballs?
Send the whole caboodle to the local zoo!
Give your eyes full satisfaction
One last bow and then fini
Say goodbye to the main attraction
She’s the girl that’s marrying me
The main attraction’s gonna marry me
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Lyrics submitted by Marcus Butcher.