Mairzy Doats

I know a ditty nutty as a fruitcake

Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon

Some call it pretty,

others call it crazy

But they all sing this tune:

Mairzy doats and dozy doats

And liddle lamzy divey

A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats

and liddle lamzy divey

A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

If the words sound queer

And funny to your ear,

A little bit jumbled and jivey

Sing "Mares eat oats

And does eat oats

And little lambs eat ivy"

Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats

And liddle lamzy divey

A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

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