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Make Out Club

If I recall correctly it was the middle of spring

Walkin' with my boys, contemplating what summer will bring

We started talkin' about girls and it was the funniest thing

As I started remembering some of my funnier flingsSee there was Ashley

She caught my eye the very second that she passed me

I kissed her once then she started to harass me

She called all night long, I had to buy a brand new phoneAnd let me see, there was Melanie

To have a mouth like that should be a felony

Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin' me

I mean dirty vocab, she used to talk like she was grownAnd after that was Tiffany the one with the cute cousin

Are you kiddin' me?

She had a man but that didn't mean shit to me

He tried to catch us all the time but I was just too goddamn smoothAnd I can't forget to mention Carrie

But that situation quickly got scary

'Cause after 2 days she's like let's get married

Can you believe that shit? I had to pack my bags and moveThey say I gotta change my evil ways

And I'm workin' hard at it every day

But no matter what I do I seem to make

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not toIf love is just a game that people play

And practice makes perfect is what they say

But no matter what I do I seem to make

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not toI'll always remember Monica, the Jewish chick

She'd always give me gifts for Chanukah

To meet her folks she'd try and make me rock a yhomica

But she looked so damn good she almost made my ass convertAnd after that there was Lisa

You know she had a twin sister, Teresa

I bumped into them at Cam's gettin' pizza

The greatest night of my life, Schlep's the rock that kill two birdsAnd there was Erica

She had the stankest breath in North America

I tried to slip her tic tacs but they were scared of her

And when we made out, I always had to plug my noseAnd I suppose you know your sister

Chill, I swear my hand to God I only kissed her

I gotta foot fetish but she gotta lotta blisters

I mean hammer-time feet, you think she had dead bugs for toesThey say I gotta change my evil ways

And I'm workin' hard at it every day

But no matter what I do I seem to make

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not toIf love is just a game that people play

And practice makes perfect is what they say

But no matter what I do I seem to make

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not toYo Matt, remember Catherine? She talked so much

I used to make her bring me aspirin, blah, blah, blah, blah

I'm doin' fine thanks for askin', I even tried to make a muzzle

But her mouth would just not quitAnd oh shit, remember Shauna? I hate to bring her up again

I didn't want her, that girl I talked about

In 'That girl's a dog' song, yeah the poster girl from Paxil

Almost made me lose my gripAnd oh shit, then there was Krystal, the meth head

She used to sniff like a fist full

One time she chased me down through street with a pistol

She tried to say I took her stash, she bugged out and tried to kill my assAnd at last we got Kimmy, she went abroad

Came back and broke up with me

And so I ripped up all them letters that she sent me

I cried for like 3 days then it was back to my evil waysThey say I gotta change my evil ways

And I'm workin' hard at it every day

But no matter what I do I seem to make

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not toIf love is just a game that people play

And practice makes perfect is what they say

But no matter what I do I seem to make

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not toThey say I gotta change my evil ways

And I'm workin' hard at it every day

But no matter what I do I seem to make

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not toIf love is just a game that people play

And practice makes perfect is what they say

But no matter what I do I seem to make

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to

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