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Mandy Goes to Med School

I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger

Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh IV

Giddy as a gang banger with a set of sutures

Where his Magic Johnson ought to beYes, I'll tell you just the thing

You need to be the next big thing

Let's start in with a test of your intelligence

And zest for the counter productiveUp and down, and round about, and out the back

And keep your mouth shut tight

The lights are staying out but no sweat

I've got aim like a mack truckGuess how many fingers? Okay

Guess how many more I can fit there

Guess right get the toaster but you know

Miss, guessing gets you nowhereI've been baking cakes for the enemy

I've been dying to find out the hard way

I've been taking friends to the alleyway

Two down now but who's counting anyway?Yes, I can do everything

You need from out of my new SUV

All my work is guaranteed

To last the length of your recoveryPut away those pliers, honey

Trust me 'cause I know the options

How about a nine month long vacation

And a two foot coffinI've been getting up, close and intimate

Some close calls but I'm getting into it

In some states they say, you can burn for it

But I'll burn that bridge when I get to itIt's not a bad thing

To get professional

It's got a nice ring

Mandy goes to med schoolAnd I've been taking tips from the government

I've been getting damn good at hiding it

Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it

Two down now but who's gonna notice it?And if you show up and I am unavailable

My partner Brian, would love to take care of youHe is a nice man

Thoroughly reliable

He's in a rock band

And he goes to med schoolOh, he goes to med school

Oh, oh, he goes to med school

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