I can dig it
Dog-catcher, dog-catcher
I can dig it
Dog-catcher, dog-catcher
Here's another topic I'm addressin'
So learn a quick lesson about your Smith and Wesson
Sit your ass back and comprehend
As I let you know about man's best friend
Now remember it used to be a dog like Lassie
But now in ninety-one it's a gun if you asked me
Just like a Jimmy hat's used for protection
I use my nine when suckers start to flexin'
'Cause if you run up and try to play mine
I'd rather have a AK than a fuckin' canine
'Cause if you shot your gun, and my dog tried to fetch her
Me and the dog's goin' out on a stretcher
And I ain't with that, so I gotta get that
Big black gat, aim and I hit that
Forget about a dog, fool, he'll shit in the den
Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend
Dog-catcher, dog-catcher
I can dig it
I can dig it
Man's best friend
Dog-catcher, dog-catcher
I can dig it
I can dig it
Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack
Just in case the little punks try to jack
I can't put a motherfuckin' pitbull
Under a coat, in the small of my back
So I gotta take my Biretta, and I betcha
It'll probably work, a 100 percent better
'Cause it'll keep me out of danger
With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber
So this goes to all y'all intruders
Beware of the owner 'cause the owner is a shooter
I don't just wanna give your ass rabies
I'd rather have your ass pushing up daisies
And I can't do that with Benji
Rin Tin Tin or Spuds McKenzie
Forget about a dog, fool, he'll shit in the den
Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend
{Just don't let me see you shoot no dogs
Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit
The profile of a typical American gun owner is this
Over thirty, white, male, middle class}
Take that motherfuckers