Mary Kay

Mary Kay, she's got it bad

Thinks no one understands

You can't keep a good man down

You can't stop when loves aroundYou can't close your lonely eyes

Though he's way too young to drive

But he's old enough to please youLove-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay

Spin the bottle crazy, Mary KayLittle John Doe's got it bad

When he first walked in her class

He never had a crush like this

Except for Susie's motherShe wasn't like the other girls

In their stuck up silly world

He's never seen someone so beautifulSecond base and better, Mary Kay

In her soft blue sweater, Mary Kay, Mary Kay

Under the bleachers, deeper and deeper

Oh teacherMary Kay was on the run

With the father of her son

She didn't know she was a star

As she was steaming up the carNow in your orange jail jumpsuit

I wish the best for you

You were in my heart and living roomSeven years and counting, Mary Kay

And all the inmates wanting Mary Kay

Second base and better, Mary Kay

Where's the soft blue sweater, Mary KayLove-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay

Spin the bottle crazy, Mary Kay

Love can be amazing, Mary Kay