Mayonnaise and Marmalade

You showed me everything

Oh, you took me by the handPuppy dogs and Lincoln Logs

And castles by the sand

You gave me the courage

To spread my newborn wingsLike Mayonnaise and Marmalade

And other spreadable thingsSo I guess you are my hero

And there's something you should knowI want to make it clear

So I'm going to sing it slowIf you weren't a man

And my father, tooI'd buy you a diamond ring

And then I'd marry you

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