That's a stupid hat you're wearing
It doesn't really match your hair
Did I ever tell you that your breath is worse
Than what you wear
That's exactly what she told him
At least that's what he told me
So I guess we could conclude
They're not a happy family, oh, no, no
Love's not what you see
Between the legs of the majority, oh, no
That's a lovely dress you're wearing
Too bad your figure can't make it work
When I hear the things you say
I wonder if your brain can work
That's exactly what he told her
At least that's what she told me
I scream my calls, I lock my doors
I'm suddenly filled with apathy, oh, no, no
Love's not what you see
Between the legs of the majority
Although, I'd like to add
The game in bed is a necessity
To make me happy
Make me happy
Love's not what you see
Between the legs of the majority
Although, I'd like to add
The game in bed is a necessity