Me and Paul

It's been rough and rocky travelin'

But I'm finally standin' upright on the ground

After takin' several readings

I'm surprised to find my mind's still fairly soundI guess Nashville was the roughest

But I know I said the same about them all

We received our education

In the cities of the nation, me and PaulAlmost busted in Laredo

But for reasons that I'd rather not disclose

But if you're stayin' in a motel there and leave

Just don't leave nothin' in your clothesAnd at the airport in Milwaukee

They refused to let us board the plane at all

They said we looked suspicious

But I believe they like to pick on me and Paul