Litigation, pure frustration, accusation, irritation,
interrogation
Mediation, jubilation, no solution, restitution,
confusion
We must use ADR to solve cases
Jubilation, mediation, isolation, compensation
Do mediators really solve cases?
Reservation, speculation, reservation, speculation
Come let us help explain mediation
For we must settle all litigation
Will we receive our just compensation?
The details of your case, we debate
At first it's face to face and then apart and then apart
And we shall talk forever and ever
Calculate forever and ever
Speculate forever and ever
Isolate forever and ever
Irritate forever and ever
Illustrate forever and ever
Compensate forever and ever
Isolate and compensate and we shall talk
forever and ever
Speculate and compensate
And we must pay regardless of our reservation
Isolate and mitigate, agitate and compensate
And we must pay regardless of our reservation
They lock us in caucus
They drill you and bill you
Litigation, irritation, mediation, compensation,
We'll meet half way
Lyrics Submitted by Gregory B Acedo