Well if I had money
Tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two
Crazy 'bout a Mercury
Lord I'm crazy bout a MercuryI'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the roadWell the girl I love
I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
She heard he had a Mercury
Lord she's crazy 'bout a MercuryI'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the roadWell hey now mama
You look so fine
Ridin' round in your Mercury '49
Crazy 'bout a Mercury
Lord I'm crazy 'bout a MercuryI'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the roadPut it in high gear nowWell my baby went out she didn't stay long
Bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin' home
She's crazy bout a Mercury
Yeah she's crazy 'bout a MercuryI'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the roadOh, cruise nowWell if I had money, I tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy me a Mercury or two
Crazy 'bout a Mercury
Lord I'm crazy 'bout a MercuryI'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the roadI'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the roadYeah, I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the roadLets go