If I had money I'd tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two
Im crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the roadThe girl I love, I stole it from a friend
He got lucky stole her back again
'Coz she knew he had a Mercury, she knew he had a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the roadHey now mama, you look so fine
Ridin' round in your Mercury 49
Im crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the roadMy baby went out, she didn't stay long
She bought herself a Mercury, came a cruisin' home
Im crazy 'bout a Mercury, Im crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the roadIf I had money I'd tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two
Im crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road