Well if I had money I tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two
Crazy 'bout a MercuryLord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the roadThe girl I love, I stole her from a friend
He got lucky and stole her back again
She knew he had a Mercury, oh she knew he had a MercuryLord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the roadHey now mama you look so fine
Ridin' 'round in your Mercury 49
I'm crazy 'bout a MercuryI'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the roadWell my baby went out, she didn't stay long
She bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin' homeI'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the roadI'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road