One two threeI'm a human being now but I used to be a pig
'Til they shortened up my nose
And they made me wear a wigI'm afraid the things on piggy farm
Will never be the same
Since they picked me for this job
And they stuck me with a nameIt's a name, it's a nameWho ever heard of a pig with a name like
Meridian Leeward, that's my name
I fly around the sky in a big jet planeI'm a flash ace pilot
Got my name on the wing
I hang around with people
And they don't suspect a thingYou look like a person but you know you're a pigI'm not afraid of dying
From some mad man's gun or knife
When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of lifeI'm not a piggy anymore
And I don't share that dread
The other day for breakfast
I ate half of Uncle FredUncle Fred, Uncle Fred
I wonder who ate the other half of Fred?Meridian Leeward, that's my name
I fly around the sky in a big jet planeI'm a flash ace pilot
Got my name on the wing
I hang around with people
And they don't suspect a thingYou look like a person but you know you're a pigI think I'd rather be a cop
I think that's what I'd like to be
I'd show you people a thing or two
If a man in blue starts beating on you
Look out 'cause it might be meYou look like a cop but you know you're a pigMeridian Leeward, that's my name
I fly around the sky in a big jet planeI'm a flash ace pilot
Got my name on the wing
I hang around with people
And they don't suspect a thingYou look like a cop but you know you're a pig