Schools out Christmas break
Back to Boston, the Red Sox in four straightFirst the Yankees then St. Louis
The curse, reversed, the Bambino really blew itDerek Jeter's lost his mind
Trippin' on a broom stick, better luck next timeHave a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this
The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed
Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' ChristmasJoe Torre, he's a weirdo
Gave me a picture of himself in a SpeedoHey A-Rod, you gotta feel the sting
You could have come to Boston to wear a World Series ringWe all know you're chokin' on your lunch,
Try a knuckle sandwich and the Varitek punchIts gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this
The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed
Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas2004 the best Christmas yet
A World Series ring
I was sick of hearing 1918Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this
The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed
Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas