There's a place so very far
Most favored of the worlds
That are missed by GwarWe can get there
As long as it's by stolen car
Smash your face and go shoot upThere's a world of which I've heard
Far beyond the sky
A place of chicks and pills and boozeA place where winners always lose
You'll always hear your favorite band
Here in metal, metal landHere in metal, metal land
Nothing ever dies
Except of course our enemies
And they're attracting metal fliesHere in metal, metal land
Everything is loud
All the chicks are strippers
All their father's proudMetal, metal land, metal, metal sea
Metal metal air
Metal you and metal meMetal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Heavy metal, metal landHere in metal, metal land
Every day is night
Except of course when night is day
But then there is no lightHere in metal, metal land
Everything is rock
Everyone is in a band
Ever girl sucks every cockHere in metal, metal land
Everything is hard
Except of course the test you take
To get a license for your carBullet belts and denim jackets
Crystal meth in tiny packets
Witches, warlocks, demon seed
Booze and cooze and weed and speedMetal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metalMetal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metalFilthy hair and dirty faces
Flying V's and swords and maces
80's hair bands are still hated
No false metal toleratedHeavy metal is the law
Weakness means a broken jaw
Everything is loud and fastMetal up your fucking ass
Metal plane on metal trip
Metal hand, metal gripIt's metal man
Here in metal, metal land