Reunion begins
With a glass of mercury
Television flickers
With another news bulletin
Flints light up the eyes
Of the seated family
Metal is tough, metal will sheen
Metal won't rust when oiled and cleaned
Metal is tough, metal will sheen
Metal will rule in my master scheme
With a clockwork jerk
Pluck cogs from fob watches
For dinner on Friday
Then recoiling, say excuse me
Must go recycle
My precious machinery
Metal is tough, metal will sheen
Metal won't rust when oiled and cleaned
Metal is tough, metal will sheen
Metal will rule in my master scheme
It's ruling our lives
There is no hope
Thought I'd drop a line
The weather here is fine
But day and night it blares
Commanding through loudspeakers:
"Metal is tough, metal will sheen
Metal won't rust when oiled and cleaned
Metal is tough, metal will sheen
Metal will rule in my master scheme"
In my master scheme
Metal is tough, metal is clean
Metal, metal, come on metal
Come on, come on metal
Next time I’ll serve metal
Lyrics Submitted by Commander Kakapo