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Michael Jackson VS. Elvis Presley

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ELVIS PRESLEY! VS! MICHAEL JACKSON!

BEGIN![Verse 1: Michael Jackson]

Oooh, Elvis Presley as I live and breathe

You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese

You dance like an epileptic: Nothing but left feet, I've seen it

Every record you set, man, I beat it

Here's a tip: Don't swallow a bucket of drugs

So you won't die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love

I'm Bad, I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up

Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up

Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede

Even in death I go platinum on Blu-Ray

Spitting out hits since I was six years old

I'm the King of Pop, you're the King of Jelly Rolls[Verse 2: Elvis Presley]

Well I died on the shitter but I don't give a crap

You ain't got half the badass battle raps that I have

I got one for your monkey, two for your clothes

Three for your family and four for your nose

You better surrender talkin' about them ABC's

Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees

This is the big time, Jacko, no dress rehearsal

I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial

I can tell you're angry but I can't comprehend it

I stole from black culture, why are you offended?

Your Daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy

Don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony![Verse 3: Michael Jackson]

Ohhh, It's about time for a Thriller

Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla

I'm going Off The Wall, I won't stop 'til I get enough

Whooping your big fat ass with my shiny glove

How you gonna talk about the birds and bees

When you met your own wife when she was only 14

Then you made one daughter, she (Ah) came to me

I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee

You shoulda stayed in the army dude, (Shamone)

Even Tito looks better than you

I'm singing Aaaahhhhhh, you're singing Don't be Cruel

There's only one crown baby, let the one King rule

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