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Microwave Mayo

Chain smokin beedies til his brain's broken completely

Get back on his feet, work out and eat some Wheaties

Greedy for the cheese, please, most couldn't fathom

Had em in the cobra clutch, when he spat the mad hymn gems

Collection of brats, timbs and hats

Had no time for the pitty pat, I'll give em that

The rhythm hit em back with a right hook

Shook it off, caught a shiner, thought it was a aight look

Depends on the shades, the end of days fades

Pretenders lay in dazes on stages

DOOM malaise

Eat it up, microphone, microwave mayonnaise

His own way was strange but it matters not

Tuned into a frequency tone that shattered rock

Hold it down like Shatner do Spock

Rapper jocks... need to put a sock in they chatter box

The block got lied to VIAC stock

Folks gather round it's no joke like knock knock

It's them, they came home to roost y'all

And watch em transform the game to the rules of foosball

She's too small. Any questions?

Him could squeeze blood from a penny in a recession

Keep guessin'

It gets deeper than depression

The power of suggestion awake or sleep, peep the lesson

Dig that beat

Ripped it with metal fingers and stomped it with big fat feet

And you know what they say: cut the hay

Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated, but today it's all grey

Metallic wood or ruby stone

Rude like the type of dude you could write a movie on

Hardcore porn - did his own stunts

Read his own rhymes, and split his own blunts

Once... in a while, every other minute

Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach

Steady on his business, and ready with a ill pitch

Keep some bad bills niche like Denny Kuci 'nils' nich

No hitch, just a shitload of spit and sneeze

Strictly G's stackin up, off the rack of hidden fees

Rappers like the gay club strip tease

With hippies on the yip sayin "hey bub grip these"

They screamin for attention

Deemin' at the mention of a scary demon convention

You could cut the tension wit a switchblade

And serve it on a same plate of hors d'oeuvres a witch made

Filleted, pursuaded the chamber maid

To bet her paycheck on a get naked game of spades

Straight up, no chaser, no layaways

Caution: faint taste of microwave mayonnaise

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