All my life I have been searchin'
for the fabled Promised Land
Now with all my fellow lawyers
we shall walk there hand in hand
Through the trials and tribulations
of a lawyer's like's temptations
I know that we will all get there some day
After years and years of wanderin'
Oh, the Kingdom will be ours
Then our names will all be printed
on those golden business cards
And out hearts will swell with pride
the day those gates swing open wide
And we all become full partners there one day
Oh, that Mighty law Firm in the sky
We will all be there together by and by
Ol' Saint Peter's the receptionist
He'll hold your calls except when it's
A call from the Supreme Court in the sky
Where Mother Justice, Gather Lawsuit
and Saint Legal Fee abide
There'll be no more cares or sorrows
in that place where we'll reside
I will leave all earthly things
when I put on those pinstripe wings
And join the choir to sing in harmony
We will sing the songs of aimless souls
who once had gone astray
Who were lost but now are found in
law libraries every day
markin' up cite form errata
Growin' Blue Book rule stigmata
In the only place that’s made for you and me
Oh, that Might Law Firm in the sky
We will all be there together by and by
We'll sing "Amen, Hallelujah"
'Cause the clients never sue ya
When we reach that Might Law Firm in the sky
All the plaintiffs and defendants their
inheritance shall see
And the biggest corporations all will
join the jamboree
They will put their hands together and
sing praise for you and me
When they know that their redeemer
has a blessed law degree
Won't you take me to the courthouse
where the sun is shining bright
All the angels serve as jurors and
the judge's robes are white
Rules of ethics will be easy
'Cause no lawyer's ever sleazy
And bar association dues are free
Come into my corner office and if
you need some advice
Take a seat and have some coffee,
we'll discuss your afterlife
If your soul's in litigation
With the firm's representative
You'll find salvation for a modest fee
Oh, that Mighty Law Firm in the sky
We will all be there together by and by
Where the top notch legal eagles
And a few good paralegals
Work together in that Law Firm In the sky
Oh, that Mighty Law Firm in the sky
It was founded by that Perry Mason guy
Leave behind their chains of livin'
All malpractice is forgiven
When we reach that Mighty Law Firm in -
Reach that Mighty Law Firm
When we reach the Mighty Law Firm in the sky!
Lyrics Submitted by Gregory Acedo