Milkcow's Calf Blues

Tell me, milkcow, what on earth is wrong with you?

Ooh, milkcow, what on earth is wrong with you?

Now, you have a little calf, hoo hoo, and your milk is turnin' blueOh, your calf is hungry, I believe he needs a suck

Now, your calf is hungry, I believe he needs a suck

But your milk is turnin' blue, hoo hoo, I believe he's outta luckNow, I feel like milkin' and my cow won't come

I feel like churnin' it and my milk won't turn

I'm cryin', please, please, don't do me wrong

If you see my milk cow, baby, now how, please, drive her homeBut my milkcow been ramblin', hoo hee, for miles around

But my milkcow been ramblin', hoo hoo, for miles around

Well, now how can you suck on some other man's bull cow?

Hoo hoo, in this strange man's town