Billie, I wonder why are we insane
Will we ever get better?
Will we stay the same?
Billie, I'm worriedMillie, don't worry
No one knows our pain
Being in love is crazy, not alone that way
I know you're worried todayGod made love crazy so we wouldn't feel alone
He was thinking of us, He was thinking of us
God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel so aloneBillie, my mind seems to wander
To events of a night long ago
Driving alone with our guilt, well concealed
In the trunk of your '68 oldsMillie, our world's an asylum
And our minds like you say ain't that straight
But you know and I know our passion's
Not deformed, it's true I'd say
We'll love our lifetimeGod made love crazy so we wouldn't feel alone
He was thinking of us, He was thinking of us
God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel so aloneBillie, I dream of our children
They're frightening and gruesome and sad
And I don't want them growing inside me
They're no price for the love that we haveOh, Billie, oh, Millie, criminally insane
Oh, Billie, oh, MillieOh, Billie, it's fresh in my memory
The night that it had to be done
You with your pickaxe and scissors
And you with your shovel and gunAnd I liked your late husband, Donald
But such torture his memory brings
All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies
Guess love makes you do funny thingsOh, Billie, oh, Millie, criminally insane
Oh, Millie, oh, BillieMillie, Millie, Millie, Millie
Millie, Millie, Millie