Missed Me

Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me, mister, I might tell my sister

If I tell her, mister, she might tell my mother

And my mother, mister, she might tell my father

And my father mister, he won't be too happy

And he'll have his lawyer come up from the city and arrest you, mister

So I wouldn't miss me if you get me, mister, seeMissed me, missed, me now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me, mister, you must think I'm pretty

If you think so, mister, you must want to fuck me

If you fuck me, mister, it must mean you love me

If you love me, mister, you would never leave me

It's as simple as can beMissed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me

If you miss me, mister, why do you keep leaving?

If you trick me, mister, I will make you suffer

And they'll get you, mister, put you in the slammer

And forget you, mister, then you'll miss me, won't you?

Won't you miss me? Won't you miss me? Won't you miss me?Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me, mister, take responsibility

I'm fragile, mister, just like any girl would be

And so misunderstood, so treat me delicatelyMissed me, missed me, now you've gone and done it

Hope you're happy in the county penitentiary

It serves you right for kissing little girls

But I will visit, if you miss me, say you miss meHow's the food they feed you?

Do you miss me?

Will you kiss me through the window?

Do you miss me, miss me?

Will they ever let you go?

I miss my mister so