Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bowMister Richard Smoker
You're a poopy poker
Chardonnay and cocaine
In the spaCigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meatMister Richard Smoker
You're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna
Let it all hang outPantyhose and Aqua-Net
Smokin' menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meatBiddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, smokeYou eat dark meatBiddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bowMister Richard Smoker
You're an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee
With the boysDancin' in your buster browns
Whirlin' to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
You smoke big dickMister Richard Smoker
You're a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff
Will pick you up at tenGoin' out, dancin' in the city
Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meatBiddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, whoa
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, yeahBiddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, smoke
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow