Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would you help him?
I think it's his lungMister would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lungMister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked upPony, pony, ponyMister, would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lungMister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lungMister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would you help him?
I think it's his lung
Songwriters
MELCHIONDO, MICHAEL, JR./FREEMAN, AARONPublished by
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