Be an Arab, be a Jew
Be a boxing kangaroo
Beat yourself all black and blue
I don't careBe a bleeder, be a cancer
A hemophiliac romancer
Be a crippled disco dancer
Ooh, what a pairHe's a model citizen
I think I've got them fooled again
He's an ultrasweety guy
And a master of disguiseHe's a model citizen
Just keep believing that my friends
I'm a model citizenI'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all AmericanI'm a hostage in a city of creeps
They've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep
They'd like to kill me slow and bury me deep
In the heart of TexasI'm a martyr and I'm a sadist
I might be the Savior here to save us
I'm a friend of Sammy Davis, casuallyHe's a model citizen
I think I've got them fooled again
He's an ultrasweety guy
I won't let down my disguiseHe's a model citizen
Just keep believing that my friend
I'm a model citizenI'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all AmericanI'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all American