Well, I sat down in front of my TV set
And some man said this is what you get
Only a dollar a week and a dollar down
You can drive this car anywhere in this townYou can take it on the highway, check the tires
Leave it in the driveway and check out the wires
If that aint just what your heart desires
I tell you what Im going to doTake it on a ten day trial
And if you dont like what you see
Just bring it on back in a while
Get your money back guaranteeI took me for a walk and I heard some racket
Here was some dude, he was fiddling a gadget
He said my new invention will do your chores
Take out your garbage and wax your floorsJust plug it in the wall its completely automatic
Hang it in the hall or you could hide it in the attic
I dont want know friction, I dont need no static
So heres what Im gonna do, whooTake it on a ten day trial
And if you dont like what you see
You can bring it on back in a while
Heres your money back guaranteeIts hard to believe this is my love song
I only hope I didnt take too long
But this heres the point Ive been working up to
True fine mama, I do love youAnd if you open up your heart I think youll find
Ill treat you good and Ill treat you kind
If loving me aint what you had in mind
Ill tell you what Im gonna doTake it on a ten day trial
And if you dont like what you see
Just bring it on back in a whileAnd if you dont like what you see
Well you can bring it on back in a while
And get your money back guarantee