Monosyllabic Girl

I take her to the aquarium, she says, "Shark"

I take her to the planetarium, she says, "Dark"

I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl

Now she says, "Sure" and "Cool" and "Yeah"

She's my Monosyllabic girlI take her to the university, she says, "Huh"

I take her to our anniversary, she says, "One"

I take her to the jewelry store, I said, "Diamonds", she said, "Pearl"

Oh, everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosyllabic girl

You know everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosyllabic girl