I've sung songs that were lame
I've slept with girls on the game
I've got my Catholic chain
Lord, I'm in purgatory
Basically, it's all come on top for meI wasn't me when we met
You haven't lost my respect
I'm here to serve and protect
What shape of insanity?
Keeps leadin' you back to meSo put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soonDon't wanna piss on your parade
I'm here to make money and get laid
Yeah, I'm a star but I'll fade
If you ain't stickin' your knives in me
You will be eventuallyTo all you Sharons and Michelles
With all your tales to sell
Save your meat money well
I'm glad that spendin' a night with me
Guaranteed you celebrityAnd I can't talk in a crowd
When I'm alone, I'm too loud
You've done your daddies proud
Thank you for keeping me company
You've all been so nice to meSo put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soonOh Lord, I feel nothing
I know much smarter men
Never got this farI've got so many regrets
I've smoked too many cigarettes
I've had more blondes than brunettes
I'm not expecting your sympathy
But it's all been too much for meSo put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soonSo put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon