We all know the girls that I am talking about
Well they are time bombs and they are ticking
And the only questions when theyll blow up
And theyll blow up, we know that without a doubt
'Cause theyre those girls, yeah, you know those girls
That let their emotions get the best of them, goAnd Ive contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
Lets get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So well be tipped off to when theyre ticked off
'Cause well know just what theyre thinking
'Cause what theyre thinkingShes so pretty but she doesnt always act that way
Her moods out swinging on the swing set almost every day
She said to me that shes so happy, its depressing
And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ringIf its drama you want then look no further
Theyre like the real world meets boy meets world
Meets days of our lives
And it just kills me how they get away with murder
Theyll anger you then bat their eyes
Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize, goAnd Ive contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
Lets get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So well be tipped off to when theyre ticked off
'Cause well know just what theyre thinking
'Cause what theyre thinkingShes so pretty but she doesnt always act that way
Her moods out swinging on the swing set almost every day
She said to me that shes so stressed out that its soothing
And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring'Cause when its black it means watch your back
Because youre probably
The last person in the world right now she wants to see
And when its blue it means that you should call her up immediately
And ask her out because shell most likely agreeAnd when its green it simply means that she is really stressed
And when its clear it means shes completely emotionless
And thats all right I must confessWe all know the girls that I am talking about
She liked you Wednesday but now its Friday
And she has to wash her hair
And it just figures that well never figure them out
First shes Jekyll and then shes Hyde
At least she makes a lovely pairMood ring, oh, mood ring
Oh, tell me will you bring
The key to unlock this mystery
Of girls and their emotions
Play it back in slow motion
So I may understand the complex infrastructure
Known as the female mindHeh, thats terrible