Come join the Moose Lodge
Brotherly fraternity and many a community
In four nations.
It's at the Moose Lodge
Every activity for fellowship and unity of
Generations.
No man (man) stands so tall (tall) as when he stoops (stoops) to lift a child
(Boy that's a) kick ass quote.
I certify that I'm a male of 21 years or older,
A believer in a supreme being,
Not a member of the communist party,
And of good character.
I understand that any misstatement
May cause my removal from applicant status or forfeiture
Of membership in the loyal order of Mooooo(Moooo(Moooooose!))
Who's at the Moose Lodge?
Veterans and working men and poets and celebrities (like Manuto?)
And why the Moose Lodge?
Two of every ten'll tell you if you ask them on the street:
Fifteen percent off Hickory Farms meat.
An astute poll!
Stand proud mighty man-moose - One point five million strong
(Moose members) can't be wrong.
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Lyrics submitted by Geoff.