Morimoto. Welcome!
I drink my water in a wine glass, wine in a brew mug
All the homies sitting on the porch like june bugs
Chillin from the clump of thoughts in my sour brain
To the clump of my girlfriend’s hair in the shower drain
Rain rain go away, sunshine show your face
Irish in my blood, never been but I know the taste
Baby I’m like outer space
I can’t make a sound when there isn’t any oxygen around
Let me breathe girl
Every queen twirls to the sound of her own name
Rappers push bullshit albums with no shame
I’ve been paying dues over ten long years
I think it’s time I reverse suplex the whole game
Goddamn though wrestling is fake
I’m a demon, I’m a rogue, I’m a devil, I’m a snake
I think I should admit that in my head is something great
I once take a whole song
Don’t need to edit, no mistakes
So I don’t wanna die, I wanna be alive
I wanna live until I’m like 80 or 95
With a tall glass of double IPA
And that ain’t gonna happen, but fuck it I’m okay
So put your hands in the air and make em wave y’all
With the single mother that taught you how to play baseball
Just do it, you gotta do your best
Man just do it, you gotta do your best
So put your hands in the air, y’all put em in the sky
If a single father said, you’d better look him in the eye
Just do it, you gotta do your best
Man just do it, you gotta do your best
Life, you gotta do your best baby
Life you gotta do your best
I used to blow cocaine, used to take oxy
Now I put quiet espresso shots in my coffee
A lot of rich people feel crappy when they’re wealthy
It’s all about choices; you’re happy when you’re healthy
All the nerdy kids in high school that never mattered
Nowadays throw around the word swagger
You’re 37 years old, acting like a teen
Let the younger generation have their own thing
Everyone twirls for their own little everything
I got a dirty martini, I’m sittin on the mezzanine
The worst people with the worst behavior
Always walk around acting like a savior
My prayer is
I don’t wanna die, I wanna be alive
I wanna live til I’m 485
With the same friends and the same crew that I’ve got now
Still trying to make my mom proud
So put your hands in the air and make em wave y’all
With the single mother that taught you how to play baseball
Just do it, you gotta do your best.
Man just do it, you gotta do your best
So put your hands in the air, y’all just put em in the sky
If a single father said you better look him in the eye
Just do it, you gotta do your best
Man just do it, you gotta do your best
Life you gotta do your best my friend
You gotta do your best
I used to say yes to Robert Green
Go Neil Strauss
I used to follow a religion that had no real clouds
I used to drink Guiness every day acting like a beer snob
Until I had a Cascades Oatmeal Stout
I used to have a lot of friends that I’ve still got
I should probably take em out to lunch, it’s overdue
I used to have a lot of friends that I don’t got now
I’ve got a lot of new enemies and so do you
I used to loosen up my independent drugs with a skate key
Every single movie store in town gave me late fees.
I used to want to travel inside a portal
Now I hope to god I can live immortal
Cause I don’t wanna die, I wanna be alive
I wanna live until I’m a million and 65.
Still drunk, fed up with the government
Thinkin 1984 was truly on some shit
So put your hands in the air and make em wave y’all
With the single mother that taught you how to play baseball
Just do it, you gotta do your best
Man just do it, you gotta do your best
So put your hands in the air y’all just put em in the sky
If a single father said you better look him in the eye
Just do it, you gotta do your best
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Lyrics submitted by Nikki Ludwig.