2 foot long and your neck keeps growing
10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing
25 grand and you work 3 hours
15 girls through a hole in your trousersBigger, better, faster, more
You're much more cooler than you were before
Bigger, better, cooler than me
You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your teaFor so long
For so long
I've been asking you please
Please Moronica stayFor so long
For so long
I've been telling you please
Please Moronica hazeFor so long
For so long
You've listened to meYou're much more attractive than Kathy Pitkin
You've had more spinsters than Rumpelstiltskin
You think you're cooler than all the Roses
Sniffin' Ajax up both your nosesHow could you forget your faith
How could you forget your faith
I've been telling you so long
Please don't go, in my face
This will be the placeYou've got more halos than Simon Templar
You've said more Betty's than Frankie Spencer
Your gun is bigger than Captain Scarlet's
Your face is covered in cheap mascara2 foot long and your neck keep growing
10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing
25 grand and you work 3 hours
15 girls through a hole in your trousers, yeah