Mother Goose

As I did walk by Hampstead Fair

I came upon Mother Goose

So I turned her loose

But she was screamingAnd a foreign student said to me

Was it really true

There are elephants and lions too

In Piccadilly Circus?Walked down by the bathing pond

To try and catch some sun

Must've been a hundred schoolgirls sobbing

In the handkerchiefs as oneI don't believe they knew

I was a schoolboyAnd a bearded lady said to me

If you start your raving

And your misbehaving

You'll be sorryThen the chicken fancier came to play

With his long red beard

And his sister's weird

She drives a lorry