'Welcome to the Torture Chamber'
Said the sign above the entrance
Laughing as he takes you by the handLooking like a maniac savage
Inside you can sense the anguish
Theater of pain has just begunMr. Torture gives pain
With his whips and his chains
He knows just what you crave
Mr. TortureIf you're feeling alone
Then just pick up your phone
Dial 18 double 0
Mr. Torture, Mr. Torture sells painOnly sixty cents a minute
For his special brand of Sinning
Phone guaranteed to blow your mindYou can catch him on his website
Has a live chat every weeknight
Cyber torture soon coming your wayMr. Torture sells pain
To the housewives in Spain
He knows just what they crave
Mr. TortureIf you're feeling alone
Then just pick up your phone
Dial 18 double 0
Mr. Torture, Mr. Torture sells painHandcuffed, bound, chained and blinded
Body, soul and mind ignited
Every sense is torn and ripped apartHe's been banned in twenty countries
Though he does it for the money
He gets pleasure from hearing you screamMr. Torture gives pain
With his whips and his chains
He knows just what you crave
Mr. TortureIf you're feeling alone
Then just pick up your phone
Dial 18 double 0
Mr. Torture, Mr. Torture
Mr. Torture sells pain