Murdered In The Mosh

This song goes out to all the fakers

You all know who you are

It started with a girl

Kept turning her nose up at my band

She's into Yellow Card, Blink and Simple Plan

It's so pathetic

She's into Jane's Addiction

But she don't know their songs

And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along

She thinks that she's so "emo"

Next week she'll be a "goth"

It all amounts to nothing

She gets murdered in the mosh

One night I crashed at her apartment

Her Sonic Youth cd's were nowhere to be seen

Instead, all I found was a letter

Her correspondence with some pop star magazine

It's so pathetic

She's into Jane's Addiction

But she don't know their songs

And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along

She thinks that she's so "emo"

Next week she'll be a "goth"

It all amounts to nothing

She gets murdered in the mosh

Sometimes I wonder what goes on inside her mind

When she said she though

Dave Grohl had died and Kurt Cobain was still alive

Just go to concerts that you love

Cos there's no shame in liking Backstreet Boys

She's into Jane's Addiction

But she don't know their songs

And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along

She thinks that she's so "emo"

Next week she'll be a "goth"

It all amounts to nothing

She gets murdered in the mosh

This song goes out to all the fakers

Out to the critics and haters

This song goes out to all the fakers

You all know who you are

Give it up

Your friends will find out

Now or later

Time foe change

Just be yourself

Don't be a faker