The wife of my best friend
Stares right through me
Right into the tumor of my sick needThe wife of my best friend
Flinches at the wheel
Takes a vitamin complex to supplement her mealThis ain't right, this ain't right
This ain't right, this ain't right
No one will know, no one will know
No one will know, no oneThe wife of my best friend
Builds the scaffolding
For a splinter faction of the lunatic fringeThis ain't right, this ain't right
This ain't right, this ain't right
No one will know, no one will know
No one will know, no oneThe wife of my best friend
Jumps from the sill
Leaving me to clean all that's been spillThis ain't right, this ain't right
This ain't right, this ain't right
This ain't right, this ain't right
No one
Songwriters
Johnny Mercer; Harry WarrenPublished by
FOUR JAYS MUSIC PUB