My Mother's Locked Out of the House

My mother's locked out of the house

I have locked her outside

She's yelling and screaming and stamping her feet

With a murderous look in her eye

My mother's locked out of the house

I won't let her back in

She's causing a riot

Until she is quiet

My mother's locked out of the house.

My mother's locked out of the house,

I have told her before

She's raising her voice so she gives me no choice

She can bang all she likes on the door

My mother's locked out of the house

I have put my foot down

SHe's got to remember to cool her hot temper

My mother's locked out of the house

Let me in

Let me in

Or I'll make such a fuss from the Bluff to Levin

Levin, Levin, lovely Levin

My mother's locked out of the house

I have got the spare key

Her awful behaviour has upset the neighbours

She doesn't look sorry to me

My mother's locked out of the house

I am counting to three

She hasn't stopped shouting

So she's still time-outing

My mother's locked out of the house

My mother's locked out of the house

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