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My Rhyme Ain't Done

The President woke and he called the Pope

The Pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope

P.S. the Lord raised Michaelangelo from the dead

So he can make a fresh painting of my headThen I hung out with a king and a queen

And the queen put me down with her polo team

The way I scored points all around the clock

I had her daughter, the princess ridin' my jockI knocked the freak off like a crazy retard

Then I took a little trip into a deck of cards

The diamond jack joker and the ace of spades

Was amazed at greater Cut Creator on the fadeThen I played cards with the queen of clubs

The queen of hearts with me cold fell in love

As for the queen of diamonds, she don't like men

Because you know that a diamond is a girl's best friendThe double-trouble spade was named the deuce

And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the news

There was 52 cards, and I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't doneThen I took a trip to the center of the earth

I was kinda scared, so E-Love went first

I met these funny little people, they called 'em skeezers

So I held on to my wallet like EbeneezerTight leather pants that'll make you grunt

Two nice soft things right up front

The center of the earth ain't got no crime

Just people bodyrockin' to the LL rhymeIf you're kinda confused to what a skeezer is

It's just a girl who's on my jock 'cause I'm in showbiz

There was a whole lotta skeezers, I dogged everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't doneWoke up late one afternoon

Realized I was in the world of cartoons

He-Man told me he'd beat me up

Because he thought that I looked like Donald DuckThen I hung out with Spiderman

He told me he was gonna start a comic strip band

The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the drums

Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to strumSnoopy tried to rock on the microphone

But Tom and Jerry both said he should leave it alone

Then I hung out with Mickey Mouse

He had two freaks, so we went to his houseMickey's freak was ugly but mine was deaf

So I knocked it off until there wasn't none left

They were cartoon characters, I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't doneSince I'm a good friend of father time

I'm not gettin' older as I say this rhyme

I was warmin' the stove at the Alamo

Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the showI was down with George at the Delaware

But I wore a Kangol, not the fake white hair

Me and E-Love met Sitting Bull

We made a peace pipe, then we took a pullThen he brought more leaves from a golden chest

You thought it was tobacco the shit was cess

There was a lotta great men, and I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done11:33, I swear it's no sooner

I went inside my TV, I met 'The Honeymooners'

Ralph wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes

But I had my eyes on Alice's behindNorton came down right about that time

Lookin' in the fridge, so he could swine and dine

Then I said to myself, I should give 'em a taste

So I pulled the microphone out my black briefcaseSaid, it ain't Bob Hope or Barry Manilow

Then I borrowed Norton's hat, cause I forgot my Kangol

Ralph said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"

"Norton, my pal" I said, "Yo, don't even do it"

They were all Honeymooners, and I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done'Cause my tongue cuts sharp, I hit a note like a harp

Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my part

In a bedroom with leg room I'm strong like a monsoon

Chilled in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoonStopped at the isle that's Mali, 'cause we got ill

Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the hill

I searched for other ways, made love in caves

And I kicked the ill beats that make the natives raiseNow I'm gonna tell you what all this means

From Farmers Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens

There's a lyrical technician who came to play

Number one b-boy LL Cool JAll of this is just a story that I made up

Def lines I say on time with Cut Creator's cuts

Some of it's fiction, and some of it's fact

Not another common rap with a heavy drum track

A whole lotta rhymes, and I wrote everyone

That story is over, and my rhyme is done

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