My teeth are whiter than white
Arc welder bright
In the cold black of night
I can read by their light
I would not look directly at them
Without proper eye protection
When I smile, look out
I hope you brought your sunscreen,
Hope you brought your sunscreen
My shoes are shiny and new,
Filled with green goo,
Polycarbonate springs,
Air pumps, and things
I have to creep to keep from flying,
I leap three storeys without trying,
Please don’t get me excited
Or I’ll bounce right out of here,
I’ll bounce right out of here
If I’ve learned anything today,
It’s that some people are
Less beautiful than they think they are
If I’ve learned anything today,
It’s that most people are
More beautiful than they think they are
My face is younger than me,
It’s wrinkle-free
It’s been stretched round my head
Tight as a soldier’s bed
I would not bounce a quarter off it
The impact could cause it to split
And the energy released
Could flatten this entire city block
Flatten this entire block
My teeth are whiter than white
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