My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even usedMy vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie OsmondOperation, sex-cessful
But now I gotta pee through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass, I go from front to back
'Cause I don't want a bladder infectionI never thought I'd miss my vas deferens
I trade it in for a pair of used cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
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