My Life's in jeopardy
murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be.
I aint been home since Friday night
and now my wife is comin' after me.
Get me police protection, gonna buy a gun
so I can look out for number one.
Get me a bodyguard, a black belt judo expert
with a machine gun!
Gonna buy a tank and an areo-plane
when she catches up with me won't be no time to explain.
She thinks I've been with another woman,
and that's enough to send her half insane.
Gonna buy a fast car put on my lead boots
and take a long, long drive.
I may end up spendin' all my money,
but I'll still be alive.
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
and I picked the wrong precinct.
Got picked up by the law
and now I aint got time to think.
Gonna buy a tank and an areo-plane
when she catches up with me won't be no time to explain.
She thinks I've been with another woman
and that's enough to send her half insane.
Gonna buy a fast car put on my lead boots
and take a long, long drive.
I may end up spendin' all my money,
but I'll still be alive.
And I'm oh so tired of runnin'
gonna lay it down on the floor.
I gotta rest some time
so I can get to run some more, YEAH!
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'...
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Lyrics submitted by Mike Burns.