Nature Boy

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off

Dance around the house like nature boy

My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't

quite what I would like them to be

But you don't see me

No one can see me

I pull my blinds

Fill out my income tax form

Pen in hand I write so legibly

I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him

But you don't see me

No one should see me

I pull the blinds

For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating

I have my videos-loads of Ren and Stimpy

Bottom-a bit of pornography

But you don't see me

No one should see me

I've been persecuted since I sailed in through the door!

And I've been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and 5!

And I've been gettin my ass chewed out since the day I arrived here!